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[dragonofgrey.livejournal.com]

Draco had spoken to Potter a while back, and Harry mentioned a secret. Something horrible and evil. One that's unspeakable and unforgiveable. Worse than Voldemort himself.

He steeled himself, and asked the Bar for some.

There was a note on a napkin, "Are you sure about this?"

"Yes, just give them already." He scooped up the materials. If you listened closely, you could almost hear the distant voices of cackling evil laughter, and piercingly shrill squees of delight.

He carefully placed them on a table, and ordered a drink. Just from what Harry had said before, he knew he would need it.

Mr. Malfoy was learning about the evil that is HP fandom. (Though luckily, he's being spared the truly mind numbingly worse of the lot, because that's too much for most muns, much less the pup.)

Shortly into reading, there's a loud cry, "URRRGHHHH! I don't even LIKE HIM! And WHY AM I PREGNANT??"

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[stopped-signal.livejournal.com]

At an adjacent table, a guy with a laptop glances up, very slowly.

And arches his eyebrows, also very slowly.





"... Mazel tov," he decides after a moment. A cheerful grin, bordering on 'manic.' "Who's the father?"

[kinshou-kitsune.livejournal.com]

In the process of making her way back inside the bar after having talked to Ari, the little kitsune-kami stops when she hears the teen cry out..well..a most interesting string of questions. Blinking a few times the kimono dressed woman shuffles over to where he is at with her wooden sandles clicking on the floor softly.

"Have you been cursed?" the bright-eyed woman asks with a look of concern upon her ageless face.

[goinghost.livejournal.com]

Wide eyes.

"Uh. Well, to answer your question, when a man and women love each other very much, and for some reason the laws of biology decide to work completely the opposite of how they're supposed to..." said a familiar somebody who was currently ghosted out.

[gorgonfondness]

Well.

That's a strange thing to hear Draco say.

Mia is looking at her boyfriend with a very wide-eyed curious face.

Something like this: O.O

"And you didn't even tell me? How far along are you, dear?"

It's not said with much humor. It's more of grasping for sanity.