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Draco had spoken to Potter a while back, and Harry mentioned a secret. Something horrible and evil. One that's unspeakable and unforgiveable. Worse than Voldemort himself.

He steeled himself, and asked the Bar for some.

There was a note on a napkin, "Are you sure about this?"

"Yes, just give them already." He scooped up the materials. If you listened closely, you could almost hear the distant voices of cackling evil laughter, and piercingly shrill squees of delight.

He carefully placed them on a table, and ordered a drink. Just from what Harry had said before, he knew he would need it.

Mr. Malfoy was learning about the evil that is HP fandom. (Though luckily, he's being spared the truly mind numbingly worse of the lot, because that's too much for most muns, much less the pup.)

Shortly into reading, there's a loud cry, "URRRGHHHH! I don't even LIKE HIM! And WHY AM I PREGNANT??"

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"It's definitely been a while. All this time and now you're expecting. When's the baby shower?" Danny asked, and upon hearing the rest, he raised an eyebrow and added, "Two girls or two dudes? Although either way, that's even less physically possible."

He floated over to look over Draco's shoulder.

"...What in the heck is this stuff?"

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Draco snorted, "Very funny, it's not really me. Just these blasted stories people wrote supposedly about me. It's because of that blasted Muggle bint who wrote about Potter. He must have spoken with her."

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Danny read for a moment, and as he did, his face went through various expressions of disgust, then onto amusement, then he started laughing, then he stopped, and his face twisted up into disgust again.

"Ew." A pause. "Isn't Snape one of your teachers?"

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Draco headdesked, "Yes, I know. It's horrible. I don't know what these people are thinking. Some of them don't even try to get me right, or my name. And those who do still have me snogging someone like Ron or Harry of all people. I'd have to be Imperio'd to even consider such nonsense! Not even if I was drunk."

He remarked, "Not that I would anyway. I have Mia now." Interesting tone and expression on his face now. It wasn't even like this with Wednesday.