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*giggles slightly*

Um, Crowley, I can see angels fighting...

Quiet, whoever the hell you are. I want to hear hiss sscreamss.

No...

No, that's not how it was. It wasn't...

Crawly?

It wasn't his... no, it was *my* idea...

Whoever'ss talking had better sshut the fuck up - you made me misss the firsst nail, and I'm feeling viciouss today.

Everything's so bright.

Oh.

Home...

Crowley, can you see this?

Crowley?

Where's...

Home? Yess, I ssee home, and it's my home, mine, and no ssodding pisssing contesst between God and my Bosss iss going to desstroy it!

Over my dead fucking body.

*lashes out with claws*

*flinches back, crashes into table*

Sshit, did I jusst hear the angel sscreaming? Where iss he? He wass here jusst a minute ago, with hiss flaming ssword.

Where iss he?

Oh, you both are fucking in for it now.

*wraps wings around himself*

Crowley?

Yess? Yess? That you angel? Where are you? I can hear you, but I can't ssee you. I can't... I can't ssee much of anything. Where are you? Keep talking and I'll try to find you.

I'm in the garden. You remember the garden? Everything is brighter here, and everything is less complicated and makes more sense, and it's easier to know which way I'm supposed to go... Everything's so *green*, Crowley.

Aren't you supposed to be here too?

I don't... I remember ssomething... Hang on, and I'll try to find you.

*walks blindly towards Aziraphale's voice, trips over the table he overturned with his wings*

OW. Fuck. What the hell? Sshit, that light iss bright.

*sits up rubbing head*

And... why am I on the floor? What happened thiss time?

I can hear monkeys, you know.

Sso can I - I think it might be that... thing that Anthy carriess round with her...

Any ideass ass to why we're on the floor, Aziraphale?

Angel?

*turns to look*

Fucking hell, angel, what happened to your wingss?

What's that bird called? That one that sounds like it's laughing at me? Hmm.

You know, my dear, I really don't think this is real. I can see the garden. But I remember...

Hmm? My wings?

Um. Sshit. Okay. Sstay put.

I'm not going anywhere. There's a *river*.

::runs over::

Aziraphale? Crowley? What happened?

::puts out a hand to keep Door at a safe distance::

Absinthe. Best not.

But... Aziraphale! and Crowley! Tom, come quick!

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aj-crawley.livejournal.com - 2004-07-07 20:48 (UTC) - Expand

Yess, yess, I know there iss, jusst dont' move. I went to get Tom (http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/31209.html), he'll know ssome healing sspellss or ssomething.

Crawly?

Where's Crawly?

Look, I'm here. Can you ssee me? I need you to sstop moving, angel.