pubdog.livejournal.com*Sirius walks in, looking vaguely as though he has been rolling in wet grass, which is not too far off the mark, but still clean and relatively tidy*
*He hesitates, then raises his hands for attention*
Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, ethereals, immortals, fates, muses, gods, all, and sundry except for Tom Riddle and AJ Crowley they can have a bad evening for all I care.
Welcome to Milliways' Happy Hour. Or Unhappy Hour, if your tastes take you that way.
Tonight on tap we have some excellent beers, I'll be making mixed drinks behind the bar, and at the request of some of our less earthbound clientele, the menu is a bit special tonight. We have some deep-fried paradoxes, a large helping of cream of cliche soup, and some hot toasted sarcasm.
Eh, don't look at me. There's the usual nuts and stuff, too. And you'd be surprised how much paradox tastes like onions. I think Gil's got them sorted now...
Bartleby, how'd things go last night?
And I want a word with Door and Crowley if anyone's seen them. And possibly Aziraphael too. Eep.