pubdog.livejournal.comLadies and Gentlemen, it's time to clean out the Lost and Found box at Milliways again.
If any of the following belong to you, please claim your property, otherwise we'll have an auction, proceeds to go to the waitstaff's tip jar.
The contents of the box are as follows:
Five umbrellas, all black, with plastic handles
One bright pink umbrella with a duck's head handle Claimed by Mr. Fell
One mitten, green Claimed by Regulus
One elderly mobile telephone, number unknown
Two swords: One large Claymore sword, with Property of D McC written on it; One labeled Excalibur. Second glows faintly and makes an excellent nightlight.
Nineteen pairs of sunglasses of various styles and shapes. If not claimed these will be given to Delirium, who likes sunglasses.
One pair coke-bottle glasses in leather case
One journal bound in tan leather, locked Claimed by That Riddle Boy
Two soft toys: one Hello Kitty doll, small, one plush green snake beanie baby with "S.S." drawn in marker on the tag.
One bag butterscotch chews
Original Sin (in the form of a small tin of tuna) (hey, I don't ask, I'm just the barman) Claimed by the Morningstar
One Copper Police Badge, labeled AMCW #176
Keyring, four keys and "I Heart My Kitty" ornament
EightSix books, titles withheld for identification purposes
Small reddish stone, wrapped in brown paper, labeled "Do Not Open Under Any Circumstances This Means You Potter"
dressing gown, with A Dent on the tag
And no snitching what isn't yours.