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[balletrat]

*Meg is in the bar. With coffee. Take that, bar!*

Comments

[balletrat]

How do you know? *Meg challenges.* Have you ever seen him in one?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*mental image of Bigby in a tutu. See icon*

Pink is not Bigby's color.

[balletrat]

*Meg looks interested.* You've seen him in pink, then?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

. . . no, but I do have a decent sense of fashion. Bigby and pink do not work well together.

[balletrat]

I don't know, *Meg says thoughtfully.* It'd depend on the shade of pink, I think.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

No, I'm quite certain that, no matter what shade, it would not suit Bigby.

[balletrat]

What if it was plaid?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Bigby is not the type to wear plaid, either.

[balletrat]

He could look very nice in a kilt -

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

No.

[balletrat]

A tam o' shanter?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Do you think you'd be able to get him to wear it without resorting to tricks or bets?

[balletrat]

. . . nothing wrong with a nice tam o'shanter, *Meg says, looking shifty.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Bigby isn't Scottish.

[balletrat]

Why limit him culturally?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I'm not limiting him, merely pointing out the fact that he has no practical reason to wear one.

[balletrat]

Must everything be limited to practicality?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

You must admit, Bigby is the practical type.

[balletrat]

That doesn't mean he can't appreciate plaid for the sheer joy of plaid, from time to time.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but Bigby is still not the type to wear plaid, especially in the form of a tutu or kilt.

[balletrat]

Plaid could be useful, anyways, *Meg points out.* As a distraction technique when attacking, you know.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Yes, but when Bigby attacks someone, he doesn't really need to distract them.

[balletrat]

What if he's attacking lots of people? *Meg points out cunningly.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

He can still take them, no tutu needed.

[balletrat]

Even twenty?

*Meg is looking interested in the mechanics of this.*