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[OOM: Enzo's first Game as a Guardian is more than meets the eye. Rated N for Non-explicit Naughtiness in the prologue and R for ROBOTS!]

One thing no one likes about Games - even those who generally enjoy them, like Enzo - is when they come down in the middle of the night. It may not be bad at the time, but you always pay for it later. On the other hand, no one expects you to be fully functional the day after.

Enzo wants to be, though. He's his system's newest Guardian, for as long as he's still at home, and he owes it to the system to be fully alert and on the ball when he's on duty. And a Guardian is always on duty.

So he's cheating. Hooray for Milliways time-freeze!

In other words: green boy napping onna couch. With a teddy bear. Frisket's curled up on the couch, too, and kind of crowding Enzo's feet.

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She nods. "I know."

Enzo smiles encouragingly. "I'll send you balloons and flowers. And a Guardian bear," he adds with a smirk.

Dani giggles. "What's the difference between a teddy bear and a Guardian bear?"

"'Cause they're in little Guardian uniforms." Makes sense, don't it? "They're s'posed to make kids feel safe. Why 'teddy' bears?"

"I read somewhere it was because a famous president decided not to kill a bear cub in real life," she says. "The president's first name was 'Teddy', so they started calling toy bears 'teddy bears.'"

The mun is impressed - Dani is clearly better than Danny at history.

"Well... good. I mean, he'd have to be a megajerk to kill a cub, right?"

Only because Dani has more time to read than Danny does, and Bar isn't too discreet about foisting textbooks off on her (would that be Bar-schooling?).

"Definitely," she agrees.

The mun doesn't think the Board of Education would approve of that.

Enzo looks at his own 'teddy' bear. "Well, it's cute," he says. "And I don't need Guardian bears anymore. So this'll be my civilian bear!"

Neither does this mun. But it'd be near-impossible to get Dani enrolled in school in Amity Park.

"That makes sense," she decides.

Enzo makes the bear wave its arms rather spastically. "Save me, save me!" he cries in a squeaky voice.

This makes Dani laugh some more.

Encouraged, Enzo makes the bear run back and forth along the sofa, shrieking incoherently.

~~Meanwhile, the mun is thinking vividly of a friend's infamous 'sock puppets on fire' impression.~~

Too bad Dani doesn't have a bear (Guardian or otherwise) of her own, or else she'd play along.

~~Sock puppets on fire? Oh dear.~~

This occurs to Enzo as well, for there's only so far you can take the game with neither villain nor rescuing party.

"Hey, when I get you that Guardian bear, what colour would you like? Blue's the most popular in Mainframe, 'cause of Bob, but they've got all colours..."

~~It is a sight to behold.~~

~~Oh, I just bet.~~

"Well," she says shyly "I wouldn't mind a green one..."

Her cheeks flush pink.

Enzo looks down, smiling, and tries not to blush again himself. "Okay. Green's popular too. 'Cause of Matrix."

He knows that's not what she had in mind, though. Gosh. He'll try to get one in a cadet uniform, he decides. They're less common, but Dot can find one.

Skirting further embarrassment, he says, "We'll have to see if we can get you cured soon. I mean, we don't wanna do that at the same time as the wedding."

"Nope," Dani agrees. It's Bob and Dot's day, not hers.

Plus, as canon proved, weddings and major medical procedures do not mix.

Well. So, that's settled.

"Hey," he asks, brightening, "have you been practicing with your zipboard?"

That, and it might be a good idea if Dani's powers were working before the wedding. Y'know, just in case.

"Yup, sure have!" Dani grins, nodding.

"Well, then..."

Enzo pulls a small white arrowhead out of his belt and, with two sweeping arm movements, expands it into a full-sized boogie baud. He leaps onto it, landing flat on his stomach, the hand holding the teddy bear dangling over the side.

"Race you to the lake!"

In response, Dani pulls her zipboard out of her hoodie's front pocket and expands it. She jumps up on it, with only a barely noticeable wobble in her stance to show that she's been practicing. She looks over at Enzo and grins.

"Bring it on!"

Look out, everyone, two kids are tearing through the barroom toward the back door at head height.

Well, this is Milliways. They've learned to duck by now, right?

They'd better have!

Enzo swings around an outraged patron, climbs a bit for a clearer shot, then dives and banks sideways as he tries to be first out the door.

Dani's fallen back slightly, if only because she's trying harder to avoid hitting people and slowing down as a result.

She hopes they won't get sent to the Cells if they hit anyone.