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[badinlatin]

Serenity's got about another 32 hours before they hit Ezra.

The waiting before a job is usually the worst part, and today Mal is feeling it more so than others. He's checking in with the bar when he receives an eyepatch and a watergun the likes of which he hasn't seen since that ridiculous Assassin game in April.

There's a smirk when he shoves the eyepatch into his pocket, hopping behind the bar and scrawling out a sign before asking Bar for a 3' by 5' cloth.



Mal walks out the door to the lake, damn near whistling.

[ooc: I'm on gchat for any coordinating that might want to happen. Uh. It's not a huge boat, but it'll do. I'll put up an organizing post somewhere if this gets people involved.

ETA: This thread is for any arrivals if you are participating in shenanigans.

ETA AGAIN: OOC COMMUNICATIONS.

And it continues: The Battle Thread. Onlookers welcome.

And food for the spectators. And the winner, obviously.]

Comments

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

There are few in the multiverse that make smoothies as good as Mike.
It is both his gift and his burden.

"So...is there any particular reason you're well versed in manwhore bennies?"

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

Ianto smiles. "I know everything."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"Do you now."

Up goes an eyebrow.

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

Ianto also raises an eyebrow. he's very good at it.

"Also part of my job."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"What exactly is it that you do again?"

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"We hunt aliens," Ianto says.

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"For sport?"

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"To protect people. Defender of the earth, me." He nods, looking every inch like a young accountant who's lost his jacket.

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"None of these aliens look like brains with faces or giant talking dinosaurs...do they?"

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"not that I've met, though we do have an actual dinosaur. A pterodactyl. We call her Myfanwy."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"Is it a jerk? I remember pterodactyls being jerks."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"No, she's quite nice. You know, for a non-verbal reptile. She like chocolate and swing music, though I blame the swing on Jack."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

This doesn't seem to convince Mike of the dinosaur's niceness.

"Everyone likes chocolate and swing music."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"Well, she's the only pterodactyl I've ever met so it seems unusual to me."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"We ran into a whole nest of them that time we were stuck in the Jurassic period.

Or was it the Mesozoic?"

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"Cretaceous," Ianto says.

He does know everything, after all.

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"That's it! That's when we were. HUGE fish, sadly no chips."

Woe!

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"That's terrible. Chips are the best part about fish and chips." He considers. "That and the fried Mars bars."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"The pre-stone ages are kind of lacking in deep fry technology. Though, we tired it once with this lava flow..."

The grimace alone speaks volumes.

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

Ianto winces in sympathy. "That's not so much deep-fried as it is ultimate barbecue."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"Original Cajun style."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"Without even the pepper." Ianto shakes his head and tsks.

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

Mike snickers.

"And people wonder why we don't let Raph anywhere near a kitchen. He was the original bad cook."

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[likesthecoat]

"Poor Raph, too," Ianto says. "I could go for some blackened fish." He sips his smoothie.

Re: TO THE VICTOR GOES THE OMNOMNOMS!

[mnt_mike]

"I think that might be the one thing I don't have out here. How do you feel about steamed shellfish?"