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[balletrat]

*Meg is in the bar. With coffee. Take that, bar!*

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[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I doubt it. Knowing him, at the very least, he wouldn't wear it in public.

[balletrat]

If he wears it at home and inspects himself secretly in the mirror with a tiara on, that'll be enough for me, *Meg says cheerfully.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*the mental image hits Snow. I can't exactly describe it, just try picturing that and look in a mirror*

[balletrat]

*Meg beeeeeeams.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow. . . edges away*

[balletrat]

*Meg giggles.

She's feeling evil tonight.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I don't think he'd manage to go for the tiara.

[balletrat]

He might, *Meg offers.* It would go well with his beard.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

. . .keep away from Bigby.

[balletrat]

*Meg giggles.*

I have no plans to put Bigby in a tutu, I promise.

*Yet.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow relaxes visibly*

Good. That would be . . . wrong.

[balletrat]

He might look dashing in it . . .

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow is firm*

No he wouldn't.

[balletrat]

How do you know? *Meg challenges.* Have you ever seen him in one?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*mental image of Bigby in a tutu. See icon*

Pink is not Bigby's color.

[balletrat]

*Meg looks interested.* You've seen him in pink, then?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

. . . no, but I do have a decent sense of fashion. Bigby and pink do not work well together.

[balletrat]

I don't know, *Meg says thoughtfully.* It'd depend on the shade of pink, I think.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

No, I'm quite certain that, no matter what shade, it would not suit Bigby.

[balletrat]

What if it was plaid?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Bigby is not the type to wear plaid, either.

[balletrat]

He could look very nice in a kilt -

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

No.

[balletrat]

A tam o' shanter?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Do you think you'd be able to get him to wear it without resorting to tricks or bets?