[Pre-Milliways: Baldrick's room]Mike loves firsts. The nervous anxiety of the unknown. Were he to rank his favorite feelings, this one would top the listwe all know how he likes his Lists. Mike doesn't just wait behind the bar for Indy to show up. He vibrates. He's enthusiasm personified. Or at least... enthusiasm ex-turtlified.
Seconds turn into minutes. Five to ten. Still no Indy. He's not worried. Not in the slightest. Nope. Not Mike. His fingers drumming on the bar? That's the sign of a truly calm and collected mind. I can prove it, with
science.
Finally, Indy bustles downstairs in a white shirt and black waistcoat. Notwithstanding his professional attire, he looks like a man who just woke up, with hair sticking out at all angles and tell-tale dark circles under his eyes. It should also be noted that his cheeks bear bright yellow tribal war-stripes, but he doesn't seem to be aware of this fact. Mike relaxes: "Hey! The Prodigal son returns! Afternoon Indy!"
Indy surveys the scene and hurries over. "Ok. Ok. Don't panic. I'm here!" Mike smiles and seems to want to say something, but Indy cuts him off as he checks the bar supplies with a frown. "Looks like you're on garnish duty today. We need lemons, limes, cocktail sticks, umbrellas, cherries, olives, and lots of 'em. Get that done and watch closely." He pulls open the freezer. "And we're almost out of every flavor of ice-cream..." He claps his hands imperiously. "Come on. Step to it. This ain't just a show n' tell."
At first Mike nods in agreement. There is a shortage of garnish. And the ice cream? It's a crime against humanity to run out. It isn't until Indy claps his hands that Mike realizes that
he'll be the one responsible for obtaining these sundries.
So this is how the game is going to be played. Okay Doctor Jones. The first round is yours. Be wary for the second bell. Mike, his smiling face now rendered emotionless, storms back into the kitchen. All that work embroidering his apron to read
Kiss the Bartender for nothing. Someone will pay. None-the-wiser (to many things), Indy turns and writes up the following message on the board:
BARTENDER IN TRAINING
You have been warned. No refunds
He calls back to his friend as he stomps off petulantly. "Mike, remember Coughlin's law: Never show surprise, never lose your cool." Wise words coming from the guy with his face painted. Having suitably demeaned his roomie and relegated him to the background, Indy spins a cocktail glass flamboyantly, turns to the counter and prepares to serve.
"What'll it be?"