"But I don't want tooooohhh holy shit."
The door
clangs shut behind a pair of men, both dressed in suits that were (presumably) once clean, and wrinkle-free. One's missing the flower in his buttonhole, and the other looks as though he'd been running his head under a cold tap for some time, although he's showing signs of drying off. The one who came in first,
Dennis, has his hand on the lapel of the other's,
Gordon's, suit, and it looks as though the former dragged the latter in.
Dennis is the shorter of the two, with matted, orange-reddish hair, and a bit of scruff. Gordon is a little lankier, the dark hair on his head looking ready to fly away at any given moment.
Both have their mouths open in complete and utter shock.
Also? They're both drunk beyond their wits.
This fact is a great aid to Dennis’s coping abilities. "Gord’n," he says, after a long moment of staring like an extremely inebriated slackjawed idiot. "There’s a bar in the toilet."
Suffice it to say that, even what with being drunk out of his mind, Gordon hadn't expected the bar to actually be there when they stepped through. Still, he manages to get out a, "I told you so," before going into a somewhat comatose state.
Putting up a hand and saying, "
Pah," Dennis stumbles his way over to the bar. It take some time, as someone seems to have placed an obstacle course of tables, chairs, and people in his way, but he is bound and determined to reach his destination. Upon doing so, and making his tottery way onto a stool, Dennis lays a palm down flat on the bar. "Bartenner," he says, eyes focusing and unfocusing a couple of times (is that a bright yellow bra behind the bar?). "Wh-whiskey, please."
As it turns out, Gordon is having much more difficulty with said obstacle course than Dennis. It's a while before he manages to make it to the bar, and he does look worse for the wear. "Whatever he's having." Substantial mental effort? He thinks not.
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