Scrooge discovered the internet.
Dec. 15th, 2005 12:19 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Scrooge was a little bored and in the vicinity of a computer with internet access. Like all people who are bored and have internet access, he googled his own name.
He was rather surprised to come across this. Usually he respects Forbes and holds them in great esteem, but they have gone down on that list now, and are currently underneath tabloids.
He's quite insulted by the implication that Santa, Richie Rich and Oliver Warbucks are all richer than he is. To his knowledge, the other three don't own three cubic acres of money, or companies all over the world.
"A gift-giving Saint, a lazy spoiled brat and an old softie who adopts little girls, richer than I am?" He snorted. "Ridiculous."
He would sue for libel, but that would mean spending a lot of money, which Scrooge refuses to do for something like this.
Instead, he goes to the bar to have some drinks to calm him down. "Bar, give me some good Scottish whiskey!"
If anyone else wants to share stories of how newspapers or something like it have slandered them, feel free to share. It might help, and sharing feelings costs nothing.
He was rather surprised to come across this. Usually he respects Forbes and holds them in great esteem, but they have gone down on that list now, and are currently underneath tabloids.
He's quite insulted by the implication that Santa, Richie Rich and Oliver Warbucks are all richer than he is. To his knowledge, the other three don't own three cubic acres of money, or companies all over the world.
"A gift-giving Saint, a lazy spoiled brat and an old softie who adopts little girls, richer than I am?" He snorted. "Ridiculous."
He would sue for libel, but that would mean spending a lot of money, which Scrooge refuses to do for something like this.
Instead, he goes to the bar to have some drinks to calm him down. "Bar, give me some good Scottish whiskey!"
If anyone else wants to share stories of how newspapers or something like it have slandered them, feel free to share. It might help, and sharing feelings costs nothing.