Over there, right over at the booth in that corner right there, sits a
midget short,
one-quarter midochlorian completely
human Jedi. With her crutches leaning against the table and a deck of sabacc cards and her chocolate milkshake right in front of her.
This Jedi, should one be curious, will in no way ever spawn piloting microbes with her husband. Or girl-children that can fit in her husband's pocket, thus allowing Lando Calrissian to manufacture a new line of Jedi Pocket™ toys. In fact, while she will one day be spawning a brood of five children with her husband, they will all be quite average sized (or slightly shorter than have it, seeing as pilot genes do tend to trump height genes in the
Star Wars galaxy after all) and none of them will be able to fit in Jagged Fel's pocket.
Naberrie genes
non-withstanding.
Hence, there is a Jaina Fel, newly released from the cells last night, playing a game of solitaire again. Kriffing rodder of a leg.
By the way, if your name is Zekk, Wes Janson, or Atton Rand, I'd stay away -
far away - if I were you. Midget or not, she can still kick your ass.
[ooc: This entrance post is to be blamed on certain people. Ya'll know who you are. ♥]
[ooc 2: Mun's going to be in and out from this point on until 7:30 pm EST. But tags and slowtime and everything are love!]