It’s a cold and tired SEAL who walks up to the bar this – morning? Afternoon? Evening? He’s not sure anymore, and it’s not making him any happier.
“Bah, gimmie a piece of cahdboard and a Sharpie, if you will.”
Which I won’t.He sighs. “Please?”
Sharpie and cardboard, as requested.
Was that so hard?“Oh, come on. You shouldn’t even be sentient in the first place.”
That’s not very nice.“You – nevahmind, I got shit to do.”
Former United States Navy SEAL seeking employment
Skilled in:
Close Quarter Battle
Hand-to-hand combat
Rappelling/fastroping
Ambush/counter-ambush techniques
Offensive and defensive driving techniques
VIP protection
Intelligence/counter-intelligence tradecraft
Reconnaissance and surveillance/counter-surveillance
Wilderness survival
Resistance to interrogation
Escape and evasion from hostile forces
Conventional and underwater demolitions
Camouflage and concealment
Marksmanship
Swimming/diving (open and closed circuit SCUBA)
Maintenance and use of 20th to early 21st century weapons
Parachuting
Basic first aid
Fluent in:
Pashto
Spanish
Arabic
Russian
Chechen
Korean
Persian
Willing to teach:
All of the above
Willing to negotiate to set rates
Talk to me if you are interested. I will be wearing a gray polo shirt and blue jeans.
That’s a biiig piece of cardboard.
Pretty neat handwriting, too, considering.
Voodoo? He’ll be in one of the booths by the window, staring at the light show. Doesn’t take much to occupy him.
(OOC: Open 'til it scrolls.)
(EDIT: And slowtime is over!)
[Tinytag: Voodoo (Medal of Honor)]