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[balletrat]

*Meg is in the bar. With coffee. Take that, bar!*

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[balletrat]

*Meg giggles.* Oh, I'm not keeping my distance. I'm going to harass him as much as humanly possible. I think, *she adds primly,* it'll be good for him.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow nods*

I'm not arguing with that, just saying I have no further quarrels with him if he doesn't do anything to deserve it.

[balletrat]

*Meg grins.* Fair enough. I have no quarrel with him, mind. I'm just trying to make his life better.

Really, I am! Also teach him it's good to wear underwear under other people's tutus.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow doesn't have a squicked icon. Pretend there's one there*

I don't want to know. But honestly, tutus aren't for everyone.

[balletrat]

But they are, *Meg says happily,* for Sawyers.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I can't argue there, at least once he's adjusted to it.

[balletrat]

He may even choose to keep it after the week's up! *Meg says brightly.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I doubt it. Knowing him, at the very least, he wouldn't wear it in public.

[balletrat]

If he wears it at home and inspects himself secretly in the mirror with a tiara on, that'll be enough for me, *Meg says cheerfully.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*the mental image hits Snow. I can't exactly describe it, just try picturing that and look in a mirror*

[balletrat]

*Meg beeeeeeams.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow. . . edges away*

[balletrat]

*Meg giggles.

She's feeling evil tonight.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

I don't think he'd manage to go for the tiara.

[balletrat]

He might, *Meg offers.* It would go well with his beard.

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

. . .keep away from Bigby.

[balletrat]

*Meg giggles.*

I have no plans to put Bigby in a tutu, I promise.

*Yet.*

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow relaxes visibly*

Good. That would be . . . wrong.

[balletrat]

He might look dashing in it . . .

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow is firm*

No he wouldn't.

[balletrat]

How do you know? *Meg challenges.* Have you ever seen him in one?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*mental image of Bigby in a tutu. See icon*

Pink is not Bigby's color.

[balletrat]

*Meg looks interested.* You've seen him in pink, then?

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

. . . no, but I do have a decent sense of fashion. Bigby and pink do not work well together.

[balletrat]

I don't know, *Meg says thoughtfully.* It'd depend on the shade of pink, I think.