Galactic Bartending!
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R2-D2 looks rather more worn than the last time he was seen around Milliways, with scratches and mild dents and the look of a droid who could use a good oil bath, but certainly as active and processing just as swiftly as he rolls in and up to the Bar, beeping a curious greeting at it. A datastick materializes, which he retrieves and examines. After some extremely grumpy beeping—and a quick session plugged into a datapad—he rocks a little as he beeps his acknowledgment and rolls away.
He is on a mission, you see.
It doesn’t take him long to locate Anakin buried in a corner booth, sulkily nursing a drink he hoped he’d never see again. Anakin smiles down at the droid and lays a fond hand on the dome. “Hello, old friend,” he begins.
Beep BEEP bip boop whrrrr! Bip-whrrr beeep BIP beep BOOP.
“What? No. Have your circuits finally just burned themselves out?”
Whrrrr-ip eep whrrrr, R2 rocks emphatically. Boo-eep boo-whrrr.
“I said no, you rusty, deluded—”
BEEP BEEP.
Anakin glares. “It would be a favor, you understand me?”
Bee-oop whrrr bip bop-whrrr-ip. Boop bee-ip whrrrr-rrr-ip boo-ip beep? Boo-whrrr BEEP. Beep whrrr-bip oop beep whrr.
“How has no one scrapped you yet?”
Boo-EEP bip whrrr boop.
Happy Hour
HOUSE SPECIAL, price approximately .33333 standard value
Jedi or Sith
Mai TIE Fighter or Millenium Falcon
Stormtrooper
Blue Milk Cocktail - no bantha milk present, non-alcoholic output upon request
Bantha milk (non-alcoholic)
Check datapads for more featured output options. Non-organics, communicate with bartender for special requirements. Standard alcoholic and non-alcoholic items also available.
If the bartender chooses, drink price set to 0. All other featured drink prices set to .5 standard values.
After a great deal of swearing and arguing in both Binary and Galactic Standard setting up the projector, R2-D2 makes his way briskly along the Bar, a tray attachment on his head upon which drinks can be placed or retrieved from, beeping at everyone as they come up and sending orders back to the mixing and food station. (A sulky, swearing organic is stuck back there doing all the work that requires hands.) The datapads offer information on contents of the specials and other themed and non-themed options freely.
For drinks for which it is appropriate, there are also Tiki shaped like various species and important people in the galaxy. (There are no Vader or Jabba-shaped ones. There may coincidentally be lots of broken bits of black and green around Anakin’s feet.)
The massive Jogan fruit cake at the Bar mysteriously replenished itself just before the shift began, but until it ends: first come first serve, don’t let it disappear!
[[ooc:we will have a couple hour interruption taking a brief break to practice martial arts and we're back, but everyone, threadhop! Socialize! Celebrate together! And oh yeah, check out those drink links, there are some truly hilarious and awesome Star Wars mixed drinks out there. Open forever!]]
He is on a mission, you see.
It doesn’t take him long to locate Anakin buried in a corner booth, sulkily nursing a drink he hoped he’d never see again. Anakin smiles down at the droid and lays a fond hand on the dome. “Hello, old friend,” he begins.
Beep BEEP bip boop whrrrr! Bip-whrrr beeep BIP beep BOOP.
“What? No. Have your circuits finally just burned themselves out?”
Whrrrr-ip eep whrrrr, R2 rocks emphatically. Boo-eep boo-whrrr.
“I said no, you rusty, deluded—”
BEEP BEEP.
Anakin glares. “It would be a favor, you understand me?”
Bee-oop whrrr bip bop-whrrr-ip. Boop bee-ip whrrrr-rrr-ip boo-ip beep? Boo-whrrr BEEP. Beep whrrr-bip oop beep whrr.
“How has no one scrapped you yet?”
Boo-EEP bip whrrr boop.
HOUSE SPECIAL, price approximately .33333 standard value
Jedi or Sith
Mai TIE Fighter or Millenium Falcon
Stormtrooper
Blue Milk Cocktail - no bantha milk present, non-alcoholic output upon request
Bantha milk (non-alcoholic)
Check datapads for more featured output options. Non-organics, communicate with bartender for special requirements. Standard alcoholic and non-alcoholic items also available.
If the bartender chooses, drink price set to 0. All other featured drink prices set to .5 standard values.
After a great deal of swearing and arguing in both Binary and Galactic Standard setting up the projector, R2-D2 makes his way briskly along the Bar, a tray attachment on his head upon which drinks can be placed or retrieved from, beeping at everyone as they come up and sending orders back to the mixing and food station. (A sulky, swearing organic is stuck back there doing all the work that requires hands.) The datapads offer information on contents of the specials and other themed and non-themed options freely.
For drinks for which it is appropriate, there are also Tiki shaped like various species and important people in the galaxy. (There are no Vader or Jabba-shaped ones. There may coincidentally be lots of broken bits of black and green around Anakin’s feet.)
The massive Jogan fruit cake at the Bar mysteriously replenished itself just before the shift began, but until it ends: first come first serve, don’t let it disappear!
[[ooc: